Chocolate Avenger, by the Take 5 Writers

A boyfriend or chocolate? Rachel wanted both, but she had to concede that chocolate was much less complicated. Too bad for Rachel: All the chocolate in the tri-state area had been swiped by the notorious chocolate bandits. As a result, she donned a cape and mask and became the Chocolate Avenger! Rachel started her mission to take chocolate from the rich and provide it to the poor. Once the poor received this sweet, generous act of love, they asked Rachel if she could help them send some chocolate to the wealthy again, but with the poor on board.

Seeing this as a worthy cause, Rachel tried to create ideas on how to give love and chocolate to the wealthy. But the wealthy just focused on becoming richer. Clearly, the wealthy were poor in spirit and in chocolate, because the chocolate bandits were still on the loose.

Suddenly, Rachel had a revelation! She would become a vegan and use the money she saved on her new, smaller lifestyle to help educate others in need of Valentine love and understanding. So in an attempt to correct this, she created a machine that would summon nothing but chocolate and honey buns. The honey buns became animated and started to request if they could eat chocolate, too.

“Maybe it won’t be a bad idea,” thought Rachel. “But this kind of cannibalism could set a bad precedent.”

It concerned her so much that she gave up chocolate! She also decided to give up incoherent plot structures because she was getting so confused. She heard the Paper Hearts Workshop at Madonna was fast approaching, and decided to submit her favorite piece of poetry about zombies.