Gangster Love, by Eriq Gale-Anderson

The words to Cupid after a breakup (in a 1920s gangster voice): “Listen here, say. Here’s what you’re going to do, say. You’re gonna take my arrow here, say, and hand it to here, say, and say, ‘You broke my heart and I broke yours. Go and enter someone else’s heart,’ say. For you, get over it. There’s more fish in the sea, say. So start swimming.”